Like back in junior high

I've been facing some teasing at work since Lisa started staying over. There's the usual curious questions about whether we're dating (to which I politely respond no) all the way to juvenile comments about sex and what Lisa is like in bed (which I just ignore). Some guys just don't grow up. They cant believe that a woman can stay over at a man's house overnight without sex involved, even when I tell them we sleep in separate rooms. When one co-worker (who shall remain nameless) kept pressing about the sex issue, I told him, "You and your wife sleep in the same house every night, and I bet you two don't have sex every night." I must've struck a nerve, because the expression on his face was priceless.

Surprisingly, Lisa didn't get upset when I told her about some of the things people were saying about us behind her back. She just dismissed it as typical juvenile male behavior and said it didn't bother her.